- LAST ONE TODAY…
- Yes Or No Only!!!
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Here are the rules:
1. You can only say Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!
3. Repost this!
Kissed someone on friends list? YES
Danced in front of your mirror naked? YES
Ever told a lie? YESTripped on mushrooms? NO
Done extasy? NO
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? YES
Been arrested? NO
Kissed a picture? YES
Slept until 5 pm? YES
Had sex at work? YES
Fallen asleep at work/school? YES
Held an actual snake? FUCK NO!!Ran a red light? YES
Been suspended from school? NO
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? NO, THANK GOD!
Been fired from a job? YESSang karaoke? YUP!
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? YES
Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? YES
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? YESKissed in the rain? YES
Sang in the shower? YESSat on a rooftop? YES
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? YES
Broken a bone? YES
Shaved your head? NO
Slept naked? YESBlacked out from drinking? YES
Played a prank on someone? YES
Had a gym membership? NO
Felt like killing someone? YESMade your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? YES
Had sex more than 9 times in one day? YES
Had mexican jumping beans for pets? NO
Shot a gun? YESPlayed strip poker? NO
Donated blood? NOVideotaped yourself having sex? YES
Still love someone you shouldn’t? YES
Have a tattoo? YES
Any piercings besides ears? YES
ANOTHER ONE
TITLE PLEASE…
“HEY STEVIE, WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE BACK THERE?”
ANOTHER ONE
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EARL HAD NO IDEA WHY HIS WIFE AND HER NEW FRIEND BETTY THAT ALWAYS WEARS FLANNEL SHIRTS WANTED A RAINBOW HOUSE…BUT HE PAINTED IT FOR HER ANYWAY.
Entry for September 29, 2006
“FRIENDSHIP“
HELLO.
T.G.I.F.!
THIS IS A BLOG THAT IS IN REGUARDS TO A 3 HOUR PHONE CONVERSATION I HAD WITH “LOLA” (JAIMIE) LAST NIGHT.
SHE CALLED ME (I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 3-4 DAYS AND SHE ACTUALLY WAITED 5) AT LIKE ALMOST 10:00pm AND THE CONVERSATION BEGAN VERY SLOW AND PLAIN.
AFTER ABOUT 30 MINUTES OF “CHIT CHAT”… I GOT DOWN TO THE NITTY GRITTY AND EXPRESSED THE FACT THAT SHE HAD HURT ME TO THE POINT THAT I DIDN’T BELIEVE THAT EVEN AFTER 17 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP AND EVERYTHING THAT WE HAD GONE THROUGH TOGETHER COULD BE FORGIVEN AND I FRANKLY WAS UNSURE IF SHE DESERVED MY FORGIVNESS!
I EXPRESSED THE PAIN THAT I FELT OVER THE E-MAIL THAT JOHN HAD SENT (SHE SWORE THAT SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT) AND HOW SHE HAD BEGAN TO WIPE HER ASS WITH ME AND PUSHED ME OUT FAR ENOUGH THAT AFTER MY SURGERY, WHEN I HADN’T HEARD FROM HER, IT PROVED TO ME THAT I SIMPLY WAS NO LONGER IMPORTANT TO HER.
SHE EXPRESSED TO ME THAT SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO DISCOVER WHO SHE WAS ( AND I REMINDED HER THAT I HAD NEVER ASKED HER TO BE ANYTHING BUT HERSELF…EVER!) AND THAT I WOULD NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE FOR HER BEING A LESBIAN AND I AGREED, I ALSO POINTED OUT THAT NEITHER ONE OF WOULD EVER KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE BLACK EITHER, BUT THAT NEVER MATTERED TO EITHER ONE OF US, WHY DID HER SEXUALITY?
NEEDLESS TO SAY, I EXPLAINED THAT THEIR WAS A SHIT LOAD OF “SCAR TISSUE” AND THAT MY EMOTIONS WERE SICK AND TIRED OF HER ABUSE. I ALSO SAID THAT I WASN’T SURE IF OR WHERE THIS FRIENDSHIP COULD GO FROM HERE…
SHE SAID THAT SHE UNDERSTOOD AND SHE APPOLOGIZED ABOUT 40 TIMES.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO…
HOW MUCH MORE DO I ALLOW?
CAN I TRUST HER NOT TO SHIT ON ME AGAIN? (I TOLD HER THAT I DIDN’T KNOW IF I COULD EVER TRUST HER TO BE MY FRIEND AGAIN).
HELP GUYS…
I AM SO CONFUSED.
SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE HAD NO IDEA OF THE UGLY THINGS THAT JOHN SAID, THAT SHE NEVER RECIEVED THE MESSAGES THAT I LEFT ON HER HOME PHONE AFTER MY SURGERY AND SHE ALSO SWEARS THAT SHE WAS GOING TO CALL, AND JUST FIGURED THAT I WAS ANGRY WITH HER, SO SHE BACKED OFF TO GIVE ME TIME TO GET OVER IT AND CALL HER…
DOES THIS ALL SMELL LIKE “ASS SMOKE” BEING BLOWN?
MY HUBBY IS ANGRY WITH HER AND INSISTS THAT HER “UPITY, MAN HATING, SHIT ATTITUDE” IS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE IN HIS HOME… I DON’T BLAME HIM! HE DID ALSO LET ME KNOW THAT HE IS GOING TO TELL HER THAT HE WILL NO LONGER ALLOW HER TO TREAT ME AS SHITTY AS SHE HAS… I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS STANDOFF. I THINK THAT IF EVERYONE GIVES IT TO HER BOTH BARRELS ABOUT THE WAY SHE HAS TREATED PEOPLE, MAYBE IT WILL HELP HER TO BECOME A BETTER PERSON.
I HAVE JUST HAD THE TOUGHEST SUMMER (EMOTIONALLY) THAT I HAVE EVER HAD AND I AM NOT QUITE SURE IF I CAN SURVIVE THIS TREATMENT AGAIN.
HOW WOULD YOU ALL REACT TO THIS?
LET ME KNOW!
3rd AND LAST ONE TODAY…
“KIDS WILL BE KIDS”
HI AGAIN…
THIS IS A BLOG ON A FEW QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE FOR ALL OF YOU…
WHEN YOU WERE KIDS (TRUTHFULLY NOW)…
DID ANY OF YOU “PLAY HOUSE” WITH YOUR COUSINS?
I KNOW THAT I DID… I HAD ONE GROUP OF COUSINS (RELAX SHAY, WRONG GROUP!) THAT I DIDN’T AND ONE GROUP THAT I DID.
IT WAS NEVER HARMFULL, JUST CURIOUSITY AND DEVELOPING I GUESS.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ACTUALLY DIDN’T (SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T HAVE COUSIN’S CLOSE ENOUGH OR UGLY NEIGHBORS, … I DON’T KNOW ANYONE THAT DIDN’T EXPERIMENT WITH SOMEONE CLOSE TO THEIR AGE, A FRIEND, A NEIGHBOR, YOUR BROTHER / SISTER’S FRIEND, SOMEONE ~ I AM NOT THE ONLY PERVERT! ) THAN I AM SURE THAT YOU WERE MASTURBATING DOUBLE TIME!
DO YOU THINK THAT A CHILD SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR THIS?
I NEED SOME INPUT ON THIS SUBJECT.
LETS JUST SAY THAT THERE WERE, OH I DON’T KNOW…6 KIDS AND THERE WAS…UM … ABOUT A 5 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE OLDEST AND THE YOUNGEST, THE OLDEST BEING ABOUT 11… THIS ISOLATED INCIDENT WAS ALL INIATED BY THE YOUNGEST ONE, SHOULD THE OLDEST ONE (11 REMEMBER) BE PUNISHED? WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?
IF YOU SAID YES… FOR HOW LONG?
2 WEEKS, 1 MONTH, 4 YEARS???
HOW DO YOU PUNISH A CHILD FOR THIS?
WHEN IS ENOUGH PUNISHMENT ENOUGH?
INPUT PLEASE!
THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR THE INPUT…MUCH APPRECIATED.
